Daddy feels victimized

Mommy had her physical today.  Daddy & Abi waited for Mommy in the lobby of the hospital.  Abi was letting out smelly, loud gas.  It was so loud and smelly, that people did not think it could come from the baby.  They gave Daddy dirty looks because they were sure that he was responsible for the foul smell, and made happy baby faces at Abi.  People even moved away from Daddy.  Poor Daddy.